
Here are some things you're wrong about.
1) That did not "literally" happen. Do you know what literally means? It means that there is no room for interpretation; something that was, WAS.
Example: "I was literally frozen. I lost 6 toes to frostbite." (Hooray!)
Example: "I literally died." (INCORRECT! If you had, I would be spared this terrible conversation.)
2) That was not awkward. Again, you keep using this word and I do not think it means what you think it means. Awkward implies deep discomfort due to unusual circumstances or an interaction with a socially inept person or persons. I does NOT mean EVERYTHING THAT YOU FIND FUNNY WHEN IT ACTUALLY ISN'T.
Example: "My ex-boyfriend showed up to my engagement party. It was a bit awkward." (Bullseye!)
"I walked into an elevator and there was another person in it! SOOO awkward." (WRONG. That person's existence is not awkward. The inability of any normal person to engage you in intellectual discourse, however, could potentially be very awkward for the both of you.
3)There is no "a" in the word "Definitely."
4)Apostrophes have a purpose; use them sparingly. Plurals do not need apostrophes. Possessives do. Contractions also do. There, I just saved your English professor HOURS of hating everything about you.
5) Don't use a word if you don't know what it means. Feeling nonplussed or a bit bemused? You will when you look in a dictionary and see that neither of those words means what you think it means. And for the fact-checker on the go, Dictionary.com is a LIFESAVER. Seriously, the internet knows everything, give it a whirl.
Use this knowledge. Grow. Stop misspelling "definitely." SERIOUSLY. There's a reason your spellcheck underlines it and it's not in T9word.